Last night at 2 p.m. the police received a startling call from a man who
said "That he did believe there was a squatch in his woods." The man said
that the so called Sasquatch was trying to break into his house because he had
stolen his land. The home owner had bought the land in the woods a few years
ago not realizing that the land he had chosen was right in the middle of the
"squatches" den. He was going to report the Sasquatch earlier but didn’t
have enough proof that the Sasquatch was after him. When the police arrived at
the scene they had found what was not a Sasquatch but yet a deranged hairy man
just trying to find a place to sleep. This man, found to the right, was delusional
from living in the outdoors for 35 years with no shelter, very little food, no clothes and
nothing to shave his hairy back with. After 5 hours of chasing the man through the woods the police finally caught the hairy man and is now locked away in the
Door County psychiatric ward. He is being treated for multiple cases of paranoia,
bi-polar disorder and schizophrenia.
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Last night at 2 p.m. the police received a startling call from a man who
said "That he did believe there was a squatch in his woods." The man said
that the so called Sasquatch was trying to break into his house because he had
stolen his land. The home owner had bought the land in the woods a few years
ago not realizing that the land he had chosen was right in the middle of the
"squatches" den. He was going to report the Sasquatch earlier but didn’t
have enough proof that the Sasquatch was after him. When the police arrived at
the scene they had found what was not a Sasquatch but yet a deranged hairy man
just trying to find a place to sleep. This man, found to the right, was delusional
from living in the outdoors for 35 years with no shelter, very little food, no clothes and
nothing to shave his hairy back with. After 5 hours of chasing the man through the woods the police finally caught the hairy man and is now locked away in the
Door County psychiatric ward. He is being treated for multiple cases of paranoia,
bi-polar disorder and schizophrenia. 
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